Wandering Aussie
Awkward moment of the year award…
Older friend of mine who I look up to as a mother. Goes “Adam you look happy and relaxed again lately. You’ve been fucking around again haven’t you?”
Waits for ground to open.
“oh would you look at that. Your face is as red as your shirt”.
I walk off mouthing bitch and searching for another beer.
There is a great fear of natural things in Australia. But no one mentions the drunks, who are everywhere and are a great deal more dangerous.
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Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
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GEEZ
HAHAHA “I can’t begin to describe how utterly insane you are”.
HAHAHA THE MEME THEY MADE NEAR THE END WITH THE PICTURE, “A week gone by, Must confess love”
omg.
WTF?! This had me in cracking up on the bus. People were looking at me like I was insane. Talk about obsession in it’s purest form, and insanity as well.](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzuvqcdrDJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Facebook Thread Of The Year of the Day: A girl gets a tattoo of her boyfriend’s face on her arm. He calls her “branded cattle” and breaks up with her.
Yeah, you’re going to want to read the whole thing.
GEEZ
HAHAHA “I can’t begin to describe how utterly insane you are”.
HAHAHA THE MEME THEY MADE NEAR THE END WITH THE PICTURE, “A week gone by, Must confess love”
omg.
WTF?! This had me in cracking up on the bus. People were looking at me like I was insane. Talk about obsession in it’s purest form, and insanity as well.
Oh Sydney you fickle bitch!
After teasing us all Summer so far with Rain, and more rain, and mornings cold enough to be winter. You suddenly lift your skirts, and let summer arrive.
What a glorious day you are. And we are getting 5 more days of this, with no sign of rain! A dry, hot weekend?!
OH MY GOD HOW MUCH HAVE I MISSED YOU. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US AGAIN.
As you can guess this weekend will be me, outside, enjoying the weather. Even if no one else wants to spend any time with me. I’ll be out there anyways!
Conversation I had at work just then…
Colleague coming up to me to tell me I’m wrong about something I told him yesterday, and he can prove it.
<cut to 3 hours later>
Colleague : Oh you were right
My response.
“please just argue with me for the hell of it. rather than rely on my 14 years of experience, and tell me how you think im wrong, only to find out that you are a retard, and wasted 3 hours fapping around, when I already told you the correct solution”.
